hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

But I’m quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. I mean, if that’s what you really want. Would you like me to stick my head in a bucket of water? I’ve got one ready.

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Bar Flies (@backlacebitch)

backlacebitch:

After a man happily walked into the bar from the back door, seeming to lead to some bathrooms, someone who looked to be a young woman soon followed, her blonde locks a bit messy and her dress obviously having been pushed around. In comparison to who she walked out with she seemed rather unsatisfied, and exasperated groan as she ran fingers through her hair in attempt to make it nicer, then fixed her dress back into place. Finally looking up from her dress to the booth she headed towards, she noticed a stranger sitting there.

"Yo, I don’t know or give a shit who the hell you are, or who the hell you think you are, but that’s where I was sittin’," the blonde announced as she approached, before plopping herself down across from him. "You better not mind company, I’ll try not to mind ya… where the fuck is my drink?” Her words shifted from the stranger to the bartender, who she stared at until a small cocktail, looking mainly of Irish cream and garnished with cherries, was placed in front of her. “At least I got one orgasm tonight,” she stated loudly, her glare turning to her previous companion taking a seat at the bar before she sipped the oddly named drink.

Panty placed the glass down to the table, then groaned as she leaned back, arms crossed while she muttered, “god damn, if you’re gonna go to a bar just to fuck at least have some goddamn knowledge on how that shit actually works.” Sighing, she looked at the man across from her, leaning forward with her forearms on the table. “Ya don’t look like yer here to fuck, what the hell are ya doin’ in a shitty bar in a shit-hole city like this?”

Marvin watched the whole scene from under a blanket of disinterest, until the man pitifully slipped out of the bathroom in front of the disgruntled blonde. Then, he might have almost laughed. Then that glimmer of positivity evaporated once again when she sat down in the booth. She was brimming with energy, and this was bad enough without her… personality.

He let her talk, and looked at her from over his spectacles as she sipped on her comically-named drink. After a moment, he said, “I travel a lot. I came here because I heard that there was paranormal activity to see. Thus far, I’m as disappointed in this city as you are in your friend there.” He gestured his hand lazily to the grungy man staggering into the night with a stupid grin on his face.

(Source: theparanoidhumanoid)

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If there’s any real truth, it’s that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs.

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)

(Source: awestruckbibliophile)

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Bar Flies (@backlacebitch)

Marvin parked his motorbike under the one light above the dive bar, in hopes that none of the patrons would nick it. Looking around the neighborhood, that bet might not have been be a safe one. He slipped off his helmet and looked out at the odd towers in the center of the city.

"Ugh. Let no one say that the architects in Daten lack creativity." He sneered up at what looked like a concrete horseshoe in the smoggy distance and stepped inside. They said this place had magic on it. They said that Daten City sat on a fault line just above Hell. They also said that lizard men ruled the world. He saw both as equally fantastical.

Marvin asked the bartender for a Guiness, and sat at the booth in the back corner, plopping the helmet across from him on the table.

3 weeks ago | 2

((I need to get out of my depressive funk, and play a depressive robot! Anyone want a starter, or want to plot? I’m up for pretty much anything at all.))

3 weeks ago | 0
#ooc

nikki-rook:

Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.

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The Fool:Something you've always wanted to try
The Magician:Something you're very good at
The High Priestess:One thing you wish you knew
The Empress:A woman you really admire
The Emperor:A man you really admire
The Hierophant:Something you believe in
The Lovers:A person who makes you very happy
The Chariot:A prize or award you've won
Strength:Something you struggle with
The Hermit:Favourite way to spend a day alone
The Wheel Of Fortune:Something you wish you could change
Justice:A decision you wish you could do over
The Hanged Man:A time when you wished someone would listen to you
Death:Someone you really miss
Temperance:Your ideal day
The Devil:Who you talk to when you're dealing with big issues
The Tower:Something that changed your life
The Star:Someone you consider perfect
The Moon:Something you fear
The Sun:Your happiest memory
Judgement:Your favourite song(s)
The World:Your dream job

For the purpose of character-building, feel free to send an ask regarding anything you would like to know about my character.

(Source: highnunh)

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Don’t Panic

darkmeditation:

She nodded, making a mental note to remember not to plan too much on this adventure.

"As ready as I’ll ever be," Raven replied, putting a hand to Marvin’s shoulder, just waiting for him to hitch them a ride. There was excitement, and also fear, behind her jittering hand. "Hope for the best, prepare for the worst."

Marvin nodded and put the Thumb up in the air. He pressed the button on its side, and the red light atop it lit up. the light throbbed for a few seconds before becoming suddenly much brighter. “Ah. We’ve got a bite.”

In a fraction of a second, they were inside a metal room filled with metal boxes, lit by a domed light on the ceiling. A door at the far end was packed between the stacks, which took up the entire height of the room.

"That was much easier than expected. Hmph. Figures, I expect us to sit around like ninnies for hours, and we get on board in less than ten seconds."

puckish-rogue:

"We just want one of their cities. Place is called New Meridian. Really nice-lookin’ place. But yeah, the Medici are a pretty big mafia family, but loads of the citizens are blinded by what they do. So besides taking their stuff cause I’m a power-hungry asshole, I’m gonna totally exploit them for what they are!"

"Ah. Well, this sounds like it actually stands a chance of being interesting. Let me knew when the mission is ready to move out."

(Source: theparanoidhumanoid)

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puckish-rogue:

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"Course I’m gonna need all the help I can get. These guys are seriously tough. They’re a prominent family and loads of people love ‘em."

"Fine. But I have to ask to begin with, why do we want this Canopy Kingdom enough to kill a family that all the citizens love?"

(Source: theparanoidhumanoid)

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puckish-rogue:

theparanoidhumanoid:

@puckish-rogue replied to your post: puckish-rogue asked:”Yo, we’re mo…

"Some foreign place called the Canopy Kingdom."

"Never heard of it. What does it have in terms of resources or territory? Or is this a mission of pride?"

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"Loads of things. Ya might wanna look it up. But yeah, there’s this family known as the ‘Medici’. Wanna take ‘em out."

"Will you be needing my assistance, or will you be doing the murdering all by your lonesome this time?"

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