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derpyfeet inquired:

"MARVIN, HIDE ME!"

Marvin rushed her into his guest room before asking, “what am I hiding you from exactly?”

#derpyfeet



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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

”That’s not true!” Luna raised her voice. ”You survived on your own, here, with minimal contact to the outside world. And you have good taste in ice cream. That makes you… Slightly more important than you and your peers think.”

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”And on the subject of insults, Google says there’s been a sharp decline in the usage of the phrase ‘don’t be a girl’, in Japan due to the appearance of my girls, the Sailor Soldiers.” Luna often referred to Usagi and her friends as ‘her girls’.

"I imagine they’d be something of a cultural force. But this is England, and we have a bothersome thing called ‘lad culture.’ It’s a raging, sexist blight on humanity."




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

”Perhaps it was. You ended up here talking to me, and that’s a good thing. Because I got to show you my magic trick.” She pointed out.

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”It doesn’t bother me much anymore. I made the best of the situation. And Artemis has really long, white hair. And it’s all natural and it’s incredible. But people used to call him a ‘girl’ until he met me and realised that was a compliment, not an insult.”

"Doubtful. I can say with over 99.99% certainty that I’m one of the least important people in the universe.

"I never liked that, people insulting a person based on their lack of gender role conformity. It’s all such arbitrary garbage."




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

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”But that’s a good thing.” Luna had always felt quite proud of her hair. ”Means I can wear whatever and still be cute.”

It was Luna’s mother, Dr. Selima, who had given Luna her distinctive hairstyle. She continued to do it, teaching her daughter, and it meant Luna could love her appearance without focusing on the strange mark which, some said, had spoiled her face.

”You know, I was considered weird-looking back home. Because of this.” She tapped her forehead lightly. ”Of course, they were jealous of my confirmed destiny.”

"I was a bit off-model myself, if that’s any consolation. But my situation wasn’t destined. Just a prototype." Marvin sighed.




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aimless - theparanoidhumanoid

plentymoretoscience:

              Waitressing, especially at the social center of the galaxy, was a strain. It paid the bills, but Harriett was starting to grow sick of her boss, the food, the crowds of people that came in every day. They were all different guests, but they all thought the same. They were so … superficial, laughing about the end of the universe and rolling their eyes about it at the end of the night. She stayed late, locked up, all the things you’d expect from a manager, but never made a raise. Her supervisor had even tried to flirt with her once, as if he’d forgotten completely who she was. Incredible, she thought. Harriet took the trash out to the dumpster behind the diner, by restaurant’s service door.

              “Gee, if only these snotty rich people knew how to tip,” Harriett huffed, hauling the greasy bag of food scraps and used napkins over her shoulder. “I bet I could make twice my wages at some shitty office job. I should just be a temp,” she grumbled, tossing the bag into the open bin, wiping her palms on her apron, dirtied from the end-of-the-day dishline rush.

"Talking to yourself isn’t healthy," droned the machine limping past her on the way to the parking lot. "Then again, neither is parking cars to break the endless tedium of existence, so I shouldn’t throw stones." He kept dragging his left leg behind him, and his left elbow hitched as he swung his arm. Whatever service this robot performed, he wasn’t much good for it at the moment. His silvery white surface was tarnished with rushed and a small oil stain sat on his foot. "I’m sure you have plenty of your own tedium to get back to. Don’t let me keep you."

#au



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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

”Oh, but I heard Setsuna say it happened, too! She was good friends with Serenity, my previous master, so there’s some more evidence.” She chuckled. ”Still, I wonder what dress I would’ve worn. I don’t like thin dresses, they highlight my unusual hair type.”

Luna had learned a lot about fashion from Minako, who seemed to be very good at appearing beautiful. No doubt this was why her title was the soldier of love and beauty…

"I’m not really a fashion person, either, but your hair is a bit… atypical. No offense meant."




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

”Oh, I hope not.”

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”Me and Artemis have been together through this life and the last. We’re soulmates. If you believe in that sort of thing.” Luna suspected someone who doubted magic would also doubt something along the lines of magic love. ”We were married in our last life, he said so. He remembers everything from our last life… I don’t, so I have to take his word for it.”

"I’m sure soulmates could be possible, for those who actually have souls." Marvin rolled his eyes. "Of course, the fact that only he recalls it makes it a bit… suspect. But it’s not my business."




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

”I noticed.” Luna folded her arms, not too pleased with the reaction. ”You should see Artemis when he does it though, it’s incredible!”

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”And the body that comes with it isn’t half bad, either.” She confessed.

"I take it Artemis is some friend of yours?" He rested his chin on his hand. "A handsome friend?"




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

”Alright, but I need to be up high for this one, otherwise I’ll make a mess of your floor.”

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Luna hopped up onto a nearby shelf, and deciding it was the right height, took a breath and proceeded forward with her display.

”One, two, and three!”

On the third number, Luna slipped off the shelf and instantly molded into a new body, dressed in her favourite golden dress and her hair tied in four symmetrical buns.

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”I’ll bet my tail you weren’t expecting that!”

Marvin said flatly, “Considering you were a talking cat who freely admits to using magic to begin with, it was to be expected.”

He shrugged. “I’m hard to amaze.”




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

”You don’t sound very sure.” Luna laughed. ”That’s alright.”

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”Hey, do you like magic tricks?” She decided it was time to change topic. ”I have a brilliant one which I’ve been practising, that I think you might enjoy.”

"Most magic is illusory nonsense, but I’ll humor you." He leaned down in his chair to better focus on her trick. "Let’s see it."




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

”Is that why you hide away in here?” Luna’s smile faded. ”Because you don’t have a lot of friends?”

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”I understand. When I first left my home, I thought I would be alone and hungry forever. Obviously, there are benefits when you’re humanoid, but still. I had nobody to keep my company. And at the time, I couldn’t simply use my human body. Somebody might’ve sold me off to some awful government base.”

Luna had indeed been lonely upon first visiting earth, and it had been many weeks before encountering her master. But to her, those weeks felt like years of sleeping outside and only eating once in a couple days.

”You care about me though, don’t you? That’s why you’re giving me this.” She motioned to the carton of ice cream.

He sighed. “I suppose.”




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

 {✧} -

”You seem like a very caring person in my eyes.”

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”Like someone who would enjoy raising children.” Luna remembered her first encounter with Diana, and her first days as a parent. ”But, in theory, anyone can be capable of doing it. Just depends if you’re up for it or not. Sometimes I think my husband is more into it than I am, though.”

"I’ve been around a very long time, and met millions of people. The few people I’ve cared about could could be counted in the lower double digits. I assure you, I’m not that caring."




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

"Alright. Just a moment." Marvin rose from his desk chair and went to his refrigerator. He returned a moment later with a small carton of Haagen-Dazs.

"So, this daughter. What’s she like? Does she speak like you do?"

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Luna slid the container of ice cream closer to herself.

”Yes, she does. Her name is Diana. She bears the same mark me and her father do.” She motioned to the crescent on her forehead. ”I don’t suppose you have any children of your own?”

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"No. I can’t have children, nor do I desire any." He set the bowl down before Luna and sat down again, facing her. "Why do you ask?"




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moon-cat-luna inquired:

{✧} - ''Do you have any spare ice cream on you? I would buy some, but the man in the shop down the street won't serve felines.''

moon-cat-luna:

theparanoidhumanoid:

"Oh. I believe there’s some vanilla in the refrigerator. Shall I get it for you, or will I get to watch a cat fumble with a spoon?"

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”I was hoping you’d let me take it away wrapped up.” Luna began to explain, ”It’s not for me, it’s for my daughter.”

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”I know she likes ice cream, and I’ve been so distracted from her lately. I wanted to make it up to her with a gift.”

"Alright. Just a moment." Marvin rose from his desk chair and went to his refrigerator. He returned a moment later with a small carton of Haagen-Dazs.

"So, this daughter. What’s she like? Does she speak like you do?"




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@backlacebitch replied to your post:kicks u 4 not being on much

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